HRD Notice of a company to employees!
Here are some Rules which your organisation might consider .Please Jot down comments :) Dear STAFF, Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. 1) TRANSPORTATION: It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise. c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. 2) ANNUAL LEAVE : Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). - They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs. 3) LUNCH BREAK: a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their